She is a cheeky woman now isn't she! This was the cutest thing EVER! Plus I loved "I wear an apron now. Aprons are cool." Hahaha! River has seriously grown on me the more I watch Smiths era or read about her. She's so very well played and I must say... You do write her very well my friend.

I found myself laughing a lot, the humour certainly shining through and the fact she tied the Doctor up and Rory interrupting them just cracked me up. You could just picture him being all awkward and cute :D

I call them cookies as well but everything else I call biscuits so I have to agree with the Doctor on that one.

'chocolate chip biscuits.' Doesn't sound right ;)